DWEEEMMMMM GUURRRLLLL....

Next day Bosan lagi... So...

I now present to you.

The Bunny awards for Malaysian Dream Girl Auditions 2008:

1. 'I'll be misunderstood' Bunny



Kenny: Has anyone ever taken photos of you before?

Cindy: Actually i have this friend.. He err.. bring in MASSAGE CHAIR from china!! you know.. the people sit and...

Jimmy: Yes we know what a massage chair is!

Cindy: So yeah i was the face --- the chair.

Jimmy: WHHHAATTT??? **LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH**

Kenny: How can your face be on the massage chair i don't understand.

Cindy: Face for!!!!

Jimmy: ***LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH***


Congratulations Cindy!!!

For that you've won yourself bunnyhop passes to Robbie William's Concert to watch Robbie make out with some chick while singing Misunderstood while you get carried away by his bodygaurds cuz they just didn't believe you when you told them you wanted to ask him how he writes a song about being misunderstood on national television and makes money out of it.

2. 'I'm a Barbie Girl' Bunny



Doll face, Blue eyes (contacts), too much make-up (according to the judges laa), Boobs, and legs...

Minus the blonde hair.

Congratulations Giselle! You've won the 'I'm a Barbie' Bunny Award!!

Now for this award you've earned yourself a pink sports car complete with stereo which plays only your team song by 'Aqua'!!! Use it to drive you and Ken around till he gets sick and tells you he wants a divorce. Hey, the managers from Barbie's promotional company called for it. Not me!!

3. 'Honesty' Bunny


Honesty.. is such a lonely wordd...

Alison: "I am a bit different.. ... Very confident... And just out to have a bit of a laugh... And....

I NEED A NEW CAR... so..."

So Alison... 'Honesty' Bunny is yours!!!

For winning this prize... You get mummy's praise... And a scholarship to Harvard Law School. Someone's gotta teach you to lie hun.


4. 'I'm a bitch... I'm a... no just the Bitch part goes' Bunny

Kenny: Interesting outfit.

Mohd... : Thanks!!

Kenny: Thats not a compliment...

DOOHHH!!!



The hands on the hips were the first sign.

The moment you got all defensive when Kenny said your Jacket was ugly (ya think??!!??)...
Thats when the flashing neon lights spelling the word "BITCH" with an arrow pointed towards you switched on... "Why should I wear it for other people's opinion?? (huh??) I'm here!!"

righhtt..

For this award you win.

NOTHING. BAH...


5. 'U-G-L-Y!!! YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI' Bunny

i'm sorry la... but the minute you walked in with that gum in your mouth... i already made up my mind...

from the oily complexion to the dry hair and the horrid dressing...

if that wasn't enough. You tried to 'pose' like a 'model'.



............

its my great displeasure to announce that you...

Are have officially won the 'U-G-L-Y' Bunny.

You don't need to win these... You need to go get yourself a bunch of lady magazines. Learn how to ACT like a lady/girl/.... not you. and stop watching television.


LAST BUT NOT LEAST...

6. 'So Irritating' Bunny

And... i'm sure alot of you who watch this know who this award goes to...






DRUMMRROOOLLLL....










Hey I'm sure Elaine would agree.. Did you realize how pissed she was at you??!!?

Look Kenny, i love reading your blog. I think its hilarious...

and i really appreciate the type of 'guy on the street' judgment you're trying to hold in this competition...

BUT...

i got quite annoyed with you by the end of the show...

the lack of professionalism as a judge kinda made me cringe...

and yes... i agree... every reality tv show needs a brutally honest judge on the panel...

Honey...

Tone down la ok???


For this award... You get to bask in the glory of being the 'Simon Cowell' of Malaysian Dream Girls 2008... **BEEPPP**


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And thus ends the bunny awards this time around...

Let me say again that these awards are based on my personal opinion and you are very much welcomed to disagree with me.

So long! Farewell! auf Wiedersehen & good night all!!!